Internet Superstar is too busy for YOU!

Hello my great public! I am still here and for that you should REJOYCE or DIE.

I have been busy working and doing my thing as a superstar should, unfortunately it means I've been ignoring my baying mob of hate filled children and for that I apologise with the only amount of truthfulness a sociopath could gather up to appease you foolish people. But enough about YOU lets talk ME, because in truth that's all I really care about, me and my gigantic ego. Sorry, it's my curse I know.

I know you are indeed awaiting my recent release to inform you of the new evil corporate identity I hold, for you all shall know me as Кевин, great leader of Супермодель plc a new house of extravagance that you, my little minions, aspire to. Please see the website shortly to find out who is in the exclusive corporate superior that is Супермодель plc. I promise it will be updated shortly.

For now, this is all you get, so love it. Oh and Paris Hilton made me squee in glee as she cried on her way to prison. EAT THAT!