Kevin at SDF-EU.org

YARR! THERE BE TROLLS!

Yarr! There be a troll in me wing mirror sittin' in it's err cave car.

YETTI!

Seen in the car park of Bristol Temple Meads.

I hate you all

MAIL BOX
Date :28/ 8/08: Time :10.51: From :kevinc
Message : You know the bottle of milk that says KC all over it, well it belongs to me. I have come back to fi nd that there isn't even enough for a cup of tea l et alone a bowl of cerial which is why I brought i t in. If you have pinched my milk then you better make your way to Sainsburys at lunch for more ..o

Tabs - Awaiting Manequin

Taken before we collected Xena (Warrior Fashionista) from the rather lovely home of an ebay seller.

Dad at the mall

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild In your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

'Got drunk once and f * cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

Boy meets boy, boy likes girls. Boy :(

This is the general state of ny love life at the moment. But horribly, the first one I still to this day have a crush on I met today for an outing. He's just as sexy if not more than the day I first laid eyes on him.

I still have feelings just as strong for him now as I did then. Which doesn't help. God. Will I find a man who likes men who actually will like me in the same way I have for the above mentioned chap? Crazy. Maybe I already have. Who knows. GAH!

Four cash points and $200

So today I got paid. Now have I like no money what so ever, nice. Bills paid up and now that my phone bill is going to be through the roof (so far 89 squids on top of line rental!!!) I can do a tiny bit of spending.

So I went to FOUR cash points before finding ONE that could give me money. So it appears I will need to be using the CIBC for the remainder of my journey. Oh well!

Now I'm on my final week before I have to leave on sunday 6/7 so that should be interesting to see what happens. This weekend is pride so it might turn out to be a full weekend bender which could result in halarity! Go me! Anyways, may get some japanese food. Yum.

FYI

I've got the horn on properly. Male company please apply. With photos. Hot hot photos of yourself with limited clothing and in suggestive positions. Maybe whipped cream. And chocolate. On your hard body. Mmmm. Men.

You can't drive. Terminate plz.

I write this post on my TTWIN completely f*cked off my head. You see I'm still trying to adjust for the time difference and it's not going so good at the moment.

But since I arrived I realised that the driving ability in this country is pretty much nil. I do realise the UK standard is pretty halarious as well but this is piss poor. Motorways are CARRIAGES OF COMPLETE DEATH and local roads are FOR MAIMING AND KILLING. And that's putting it nicely.

But I shant go on about it or I'll re-live all the events of the last three days. At the minute I'm taking bits of photo action and all that which I'll upload when I can get some free wifi on the phone and not the 6 quid a MB I can get on EXCLUSIVE ROAMING RATES (LOL).

The Birds Eye advert

Doesn't anybody find it concering there is a strange man in their house? Or am I alone in that feeling?